It was so depressing to see the Jets and the Vikings go down this past weekend. I do like Peyton Manning and will be rooting for the Colts in the Superbowl, but I really wanted to see Rex, Mark and Shonn go to the big game. During the game my girlfriend actually yelled, "Fuck Peyton Manning!" Which to me is the same as saying, "Fuck puppies!" I hope the Saints get their asses whooped. I do not like Drew Brees at all. Maybe its something about that thing on the right side of his face that is off-putting to me.
I am trying to loose some weight, so today I tried this cleansing thing where you drink a liter of salt water. I threw some of it up, as it tasted like the devil's knuckle children. Then an hour later I'm sitting on the can doing my own impersonation of Niagra Falls. I also ate an apple today, so that means I can buy a pack of smokes.
© Eric Moore - 2010
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